I gave blood today. The nurse who took it was from Romania. I decided to avoid the obvious set of jokes, because you just gotta. For every guy who thinks he's making an orginal joke about an obvious thing there's 40 other guys who say the exact same joke. I'm sure this nice lady has heard every variation of vampire jokes from every guy that finds out she's from Romania.

I've heard that pizza delivery guys hate delivering in mall because at least 10 guys will say "oh, that's for me" thinking they are the only ones who ever thought up the bit. I really don't want to be that guy.